Archive for January, 2012

My Favorite Quotes

Dancing In The Rain

Dancing In The Rain

I found this quote too many years ago on a card and it has been in every home I have lived in. Amazing that the card has survived!!!!

“Life is a daring adventure or nothing”…….. Helen Keller (a blind, deaf and dumb girl who was taught how to communicate and it opened her life). It’s so inspiring and that is why I love it.

This started my love of quotes and I actually have a little note book dedicated to them. As I find a new one, I enter it in my book and then I never lose them. When it comes time to sending a card to a friend, I always seem to have the right words to add.

So I thought it would be fun to share a few of my favorites with you all out there. I am sure you will find your own favorite…

“ Go through life with your eyes wide open”…..Jo Tempest.

“I should like not to be born than forever forgotten”…… Kemal Ataturk.

(He is the most famous president of Turkey and even though he has been dead for around 50 years, he is truly remembered as being a great man)

“Sorrow can take care of itself, but to get the true benefit of joy, you must share it.”…..Mark Twain.

“Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her. But once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game”……..Voltaire

“In Hollywood, if you don’t have happiness, you send out for it!”……..Rex Reed..American columnist.

“If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent”….Bette Davis.

“We must believe in luck, for how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like”….Anon.

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me”…..Noel Coward

“Home is heaven, orgies are vile, but you need an orgy once in a while”……Ogden Nash..Poet

“Sex is like money, golf and beer. Even when it’s bad, it’s good”……Jimmy Williams.

“Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored”…….Anon

“Daydreams are doorways to reality”……..Anon

“Accept that some days you are the statue and some days your are the pigeon”……..Anon

“If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague”……..Anon

“Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on”

“Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late” Anon

“Some mistakes are far too much fun to make only once”….Anon

“Don’t dream your life, live your dreams”…….Anon

“The best way to predict the future is to create it”……Anon

“Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon”…..Anon

“Life is not about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain”…..Anon

“Forgive your enemy, but never forget his name”……..Anon

“Many people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them”…….Anon

“Alcohol does not solve many problems, but then neither does milk”…..Anon

“You know ‘That look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither”…..Steve Martin

“Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place”…….Billy Crystal

So, there you have it. A few of my favorite quotes. I hope you have enjoyed them.

Jo Tempest.

The Best of Bitches!

Powerful Women

Powerful Women

If all you girls out there are honest, then you know we have all been called a ‘Bitch’ in the past.     Well, I have the perfect answer for you.

Next time it happens, just smile and think of these!

  • Beautiful Individual That Can Handle anything
  • Babe In Total Control of Herself
  • Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Hell of a woman
  • Best Individual The Company Hired.
  • Bored Inside The Cheap Hotel
  • Bold Intentions To Catch Him
  • Bed Is The Consummate Heaven
  • Binge Is The Cake Heaven
  • Brave It To Catch Him
  • Bring It To Capable Hands

I have had a lot of fun creating these and I am sure you can find one to fit any occasion of being called the ‘Bitch’..especially when he promised you a really nice Hotel and you have ended up in that awful roadside Motel. Or when you know you can fix that piece of equipment he is holding and cursing because he cannot work out how to make it function!

Girl Power is just the Best. I love it!!!!!

Joxxx

Airports Can Be Fun!

My Flying Carpet

My Flying Carpet

A couple of weeks ago, I left Turkey to fly to England for Christmas. I was going to spend some time with my family and was really looking forward to the break.

In the winter, it’s difficult to find a direct flight from my local airport to London so I have to fly via Istanbul. I knew I would have to wait for around 6 hours so I went armed with my book, my 2012 diary to fill in and a note book to make observations!

Once I had made my way from the domestic to the international terminal, I headed for the passport check point. Of course, being British, I queued quietly. This did not seem to be true for many others. I assumed that the ones that just pushed forward were probably late for their flights! The men behind the desks checking our passports were actually quite pleasant which I have to say is quite unusual, especially in Turkey. Even when a young guy is standing in front of them having their passport checked and decides to make a phone call! Unbelievable.

Once my passport had been stamped, I headed for one of the many coffee shops. I found a table with my tray of goodies and whilst I was eating and drinking, I did a little people watching. I just love it. Listening to all the different languages, looking how people are dressed and even what bags they are carrying.

Then it was time to fill in my diary for 2012 and read some of my book. I soon became fidgety sitting down and decided it was time to stretch my legs and have a quick look in the shops. By now I was into half of my ‘killing time’ before my London flight. After deciding there was nothing in the shops that I couldn’t possibly live without, I grabbed a newspaper and looked around for a free chair. Istanbul is a strange airport in that it has very few seating areas, unlike, say Heathrow. I suppose the idea is that you then have to go into a cafe or restaurant and spend money!

Anyway, no seats available but I spied a really bright pink carpet ( later realized it was in front of a Prada sign, only the best for me). A lady was sitting on the carpet with her young child so I decided it would a perfect place to sit and read my newspaper. There I was reading when a male voice asked me if there was any more space on the carpet! I looked up to see a smiling face and wittily replied “Yes, but you have to be careful as it’s a magic flying carpet (Turkish connection!) and we may take off.” He told me he would take that risk and settled down beside me. He introduced himself as Reza. He lived in Chicago, was a dentist and was on his way to Dubai to help a friend whose son was coming over to Chicago to go to university.

We spent the next couple of hours telling each other about our lives and it was fascinating listening to Reza’s story. I did ask if I could repeat it in this article and he was more than happy as long as he got to read it sometime, no problem I assured him.

So, here is a little of Reza’s story. He moved to Chicago from Iran when he was just a baby. His parents enjoyed American life but were still quite traditional. At 18 years old, they told Reza they had arranged a marriage for him and of course, he had to comply. The wedding day arrived and he stood with his bride whom he had never even seen, let alone got to know. The wedding ceremony was finished, then the bride’s father decided Reza was not ready for marriage and promptly took his daughter home. For 3 Years!!

Anyway, they eventually lived together and have a wonderful son who is now 26 years old. Many years later, they were divorced. Then, ( I guessed this part and was right) Reza married a much younger foreign lady and the marriage only lasted around 3 years but produced another lovely son who is now 6 years old.

He told me that when he got back to Chicago, he was taking his young son to Disney Land for a Christmas treat. His son had telephoned him to say he wanted ‘ The Nanny’ to come too. Reza was quite happy but how did his son’s mum feel about this? “It’s my decision,” replied his son. The Nanny is around 22 years old and lovely so no great hardship for Reza. Who knows, maybe she will be wife no 3!

We spent the whole time laughing and suddenly I realized I needed to get to my Gate for my flight. After quick goodbyes and exchanging email addresses I hurried to catch my flight to London.

I have to say it was one of my most fun times waiting at an airport and I have done it many a time, so thank you Reza for joining me on the pink carpet. And I hope you enjoy ‘Your’ story.

Jo Tempest.

My Ebook

Budget Interior Design Ideas

My eBook

 

Hi everyone,

I am so excited about my eBook on budget design. It was created with a lot of loving care and there is something for everyone, I promise.  It is now published and available on its very own website.

It’s not about how much money you spend on your home, but rather about how little you spend to create a wonderful living space. Whether you are looking for a way to display your photos, light your rooms, create extra storage or hang your curtains, it’s all in my book.

I promise you that you won’t be disappointed if you buy my book and will soon be impressing your friends with your own great creative skills.

Have fun; I certainly did when I was creating my home. In fact, I still do, as a home is never finished!!

Jo xx

Budget Interior Design Ideas


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